Hilariously Back to School Jokes for Kids

These 27 silly, but funny back to school jokes for kids can break the ice between new friends, or win over the heart of their new teacher.

Summer vacation is over, and that’s no laughing matter. However you can go back to the classroom with a smile on your face.  These silly, but funny back to school jokes for kids can break the ice between new friends, or win over the heart of their new teacher.

Check out these 27 ridiculously funny back to school jokes for kids.

27 back to school jokes for kids

Why does our teacher wear glasses?

A: Because kids in her class (we) are so bright!

Why would a music teacher might need a ladder?

A: The reach the high notes.

What’s the king of school supplies?

A: The ruler.

“Class, we will only have half a day of school this morning,” said the teacher to applause from her students. “But in the afternoon, we will have the other half.”

These silly, but funny back to school jokes for kids can break the ice between new friends, or win over the heart of their new teacher.

What kind of school do surfers go to?

A: Boarding school.

Why did the M&M go to school?

A: Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!

Why do magicians do so well in school?

A: They’re good at trick questions.

What food do math teachers eat?

A: Square meals!

How do you get straight A’s?

A: By using a ruler!

Where do polar bears vote?

A:  The North Pole

Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?

A:  Because he was always on the deck.

What has four wheels and flies?

A:  A trash truck

Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?

A:  Because he had bad stable manners

These silly, but funny back to school jokes for kids can break the ice between new friends, or win over the heart of their new teacher.
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What did the pen say to the pencil?

A: What’s your point?

What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?

A: Stop going in circles and get to the point!

What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?

A: Bookworms

Why did the teacher marry the janitor?

A: Because he swept her off her feet.

Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?

A: Because they’re all in high school.

What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher?

A: He has only one pupil.

Why didn’t the sun go to college?

A: Because it already had a million degrees!

Do you know how bees get to school?

A: On the school buzz!

Where are the Great Plains located?

A: At the great airports!

How can you make seven even?

A: Take away the “s”

How can you make one dime into 20 cents?

A: Place it in front of the mirror.

How many women were born in the year 2008?

A: None, only babies were born.

Why is glue bad at math?

A: It always gets stuck on problems.

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